PISS ACTUALLY DOES NOTHING FOR JELLYFISH STINGS

 PISS ACTUALLY DOES NOTHING FOR JELLYFISH STINGS 

The sea has it own code of honor

I thought it would cease to exist

if I imposed my own code of ethics, piss on it,

now: I’m just here, smelling like hot piss

with a sting the size of a grapefruit, 

the girls are laughing, I deserve it,

I smell like piss. 

And it does nothing for a jellyfish sting.